If I had a Twitter, these would be my tweets for the past 3 hours..

MirandaLee: [read from the bottom up]
+ Decided once & for all, coffee is probably not the best drink of choice in the evenings. Bad life decision.
+ Face almost ate pavement due to improper stair lighting.
+ Started a new unhealthy obsession with Taylor Swift & her brilliant SNL hosting. La La La, Ha Ha Ha.
+ Realized that Taylor Swift doesn't hate the public, she just looks angry. Made amends.
+ Thug Story is the new white noise - never gets old, only gets better, defies the limits of being overplayed - I would know. Thank you, YouTube for letting me indulge.



Good Evening & Good Morning.
Goodbye Sunday night. Hello Monday morning.